Archer
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXLana Kane Quotes
Archer: Are you kidding, I didn't even let [Woodhouse] go to his own brother's funeral.
Lana: Was he crushed?
Archer: He probably would have been if I told him about it.
Lana: Thank you for making me carry your bag through customs.
Woodhouse: No, thank you.
Somehow we're in a crazy universe where bonuses are based on merit and not whether you crawled out of your mother.
Lana: Why is there a camera?
Lance: I assume because this restaurant can't hold 3 million viewers
The last time she was in the field they were still using muskets.
Cyril: I only have two eyes and they were looking for hunters.
Lana: Why, is it pumpkin season?
Cyril: Is that a thing?
If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and murders a bunch of its fellow ducks...
Archer: Oh my God!
Lana: What?
Archer: Michael Gray - was Billy Batson on Shazam!
Lana: Have you ever heard of ISIS?
Archer: From the Shazam/Isis Hour TV Show?
Malory: Duly noted and disregarded. And I expect you to be totally convincing.
Lana: As the damsel in distress? Have you ever met a woman less damselly?
Malory: Pam.
Cheryl: Think about someone else for once in your life.
Lana: And that's her saying that.
With your looks, maybe bitchy isn't the way to go.
