Leela Quotes
Leela: Stop eating Popplers! They can talk!
Billboard guy: Don't stop to talk! Eat Popplers!
Leela: Hey, cut it out!
Billboard guy: Take a coupon! Cut it out!
Leela: Animals eat other animals. It's nature!
Free Waterfall, Jr.: No it isn't! We taught a lion to eat tofu!
Lion: cough, cough
Fry: Maybe that planet over there has a drive-thru. A Burger Jerk or a Fishy Joe's or a Chizzler or something.
Bender: Ah, don't get your hopes up. We're a billion miles from nowhere.
Leela: Yeah. It's probably only got a Howard Johnson's.
Well, it's a type-M planet, so it should at least have Roddenberries.
Bender: Who wants dolphin?
Leela: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent.
Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.
Fry: OK.
Leela: Oh, OK.
Amy: That's different.
Farnsworth: Good, good.
Leela: Pass the blowhole.
Amy: Can I have a fluke?
Hermes: Hey, quit hogging the bottle-nose.
Farnsworth: Toss me the speech centre of the brain!
Leela: Look, I'm not saying eating meat is wrong...
Waterfall Jr.: Shut up.
Leela: I don't think anyone's here to make that claim.
Waterfall Jr.: I am.
Leela: But eating an intelligent animal is different.
Waterfall Jr.: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up...
Gilman: Oh, don't force your tired philosophy on us. I mean, the only reason we don't eat people is because it tastes lousy.
Bender: I found some rocks. You guys eat rocks, right?
Leela: No.
Bender: Not even if they're sauted in a little mud?
Leela: Ugh! Great. We're two days from Earth with no food.
Bender: Problem solved: You two fight to the death and I'll cook the loser.
Farnsworth: A toast to Leela. She showed us it's wrong to eat certain things.
Fry: Hear, hear!
Bender: Let's get drunk!
Leela: Aww, thanks, guys. Pass the veal, please.
Bender: Here you go.
Fry: Mmm, let me get some of that suckling pig.
Leela: This is all a big load. I was the one trying to save the Popplers. You were sucking them down like the fat hog you are and you were stepping on them for fun. You both should be in here instead of me.
Bender: Someone's acting awfully aluminum.
Fry: I wish they'd just wipe out humanity and get it over with. It's the waiting I can't stand.
Leela: That's stupid!
Bender: So, how 'bout I work part-time at the restaurant to pay off our debt?
Elzar: I don't know. I usually hire people who are a little less unbearable.
Hermes: Oh, Bender's a model employee.
Amy: He's so polite.
Leela: And hard-working.
Fry: He's made of candy.
