Some guy in a bikini must have walked off with your purse.

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• Added: November 08, 2011

AbMan cometh.

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• Added: November 01, 2011

Fantastic! I find the one hot guy in LA who doesn't want fame or money.

Modeling agent

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• Added: November 01, 2011

I think it's time to take your harem on the road.

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• Added: November 01, 2011

Jane: Jim!
Liam: You're alive.

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• Added: October 11, 2011

If it will help the bar take off, I'll dance in a chicken suit.

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• Added: October 04, 2011

Your husband is dead because of me.

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• Added: September 20, 2011

What is it with you and your sister? You get handed exactly what you want and you're still not happy.

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• Added: September 13, 2011

To women...apparently you have to be drunk to understand them.

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• Added: September 13, 2011

I'm ready. Let's do this.

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• Added: September 13, 2011

I'm not taking a photo with that overgrown tree rat.

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• Added: April 18, 2011

Sushi in Mexico? That ends badly.

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• Added: April 18, 2011