Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Luke Dunphy Quotes
Luke: Smell Heather for me.
Phil: I always do...not.
Manny: Oh no, who will pee all over the bathroom floor?
Luke: I was brushing my teeth at the same time...you try to do that.
Manny: Hey luke, do you realize in two years we'll both be graduating?
Luke: Not now. I think I'm moving the ball with my mind.
Manny: Well, I'll be graduating.
Dad we can always find cool stuff to do. Even if you're old in a wheelchair, I'll take you to the mall and push you as fast as you wanna go.
My dad says the greatest singer who ever lived is Peabo Bryson.
Sorry I aggravated you, and just so you know, a lot of people think I'm adorable.
We had a fire drill last night. Not the hotel. Just me and Manny.
His name is Ponce? He'd get made fun of at my school. They'd probably call him "Pants."
Luke: Here's something I didn't know about mannequins: They don't have a wiener.
Luke: Manny and I are going to practice lay-ups.
Manny: They are deceptively hard. A curious mix of dance and strength.
Luke: You're ruining it again.
Claire [after eating Haley's cupcakes]: Do we still have the number for poison control?
Phil: I love you, Claire, I'll always love you!
Luke: My mouth is asleep like at the dentist.
Luke: She's like the best doctor every. A couple of puzzles. No shots. I didn't even have to take my pants off. I found that one out a little late.
Phil: I've been there buddy.
