Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Luke Dunphy Quotes
Luke: Here's something I didn't know about mannequins: They don't have a wiener.
I think we should drag him out of his car and punch him in the stomach until he barfs.
What? Like she'll be the first politician to make a promise she can't keep?!?
His name is Ponce? He'd get made fun of at my school. They'd probably call him "Pants."
Phil: It's not nerdy, Luke back me up.
Luke: I hope you mean into the garage because I have friend on this street.
You're never off the court!
Phil [about Luke]: I'm telling you that kid is a genius, there's a rainmaker
Claire: Why is your iPod in your mouth?
Luke: I'm charging it
Claire: Alex. Alex!
Alex: Luke has ADHD.
Luke: No I don't... what is it?
Alex: I'd tell you, but you'd wander off before I get to the (Luke wanders off) H.
Luke: She's like the best doctor every. A couple of puzzles. No shots. I didn't even have to take my pants off. I found that one out a little late.
Phil: I've been there buddy.
Luke: You yelled at my teacher for calling me special.
Claire: Hunnie that wasn't a compliment.
Luke: I say we eat what we kill.
Manny: Then I guess we'll be eating the mood.
When you walked through a spider web... when we were playing with a Ouija board and the wind blew a door shut...
