NCIS: Los Angeles
Sundays 9:00 PM on CBSMarty Deeks Quotes
You smell like Sunshine and gun powder. Two of my favorite things.
Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his pumps.
Really? A machete?
Deeks: ... if you hear my yell "noodles," that means I'm in trouble.
Callen: If I hear you yell "noodles" I'll shoot you myself.
How's your beach body?
Freaks, Geeks, and Deeks.
Kensi
Easy Wonder Twins, you're scaring the old folks.
Wifey? Light of my life? Sugarbear?
Deeks: Really? Bra holster?
Kensi: Really? Furry handcuffs?
Deeks: Little gift from our friends.
It's Rob and Bob. I should have known. Their macaroons sucked, no way they are gay.
Aunt Hetty definitely warned me about her.
Kensi: And, take that off.
Deeks: All right.
Kensi: (gasps) Oh, my God, not your pants.
Deeks: What? Oh, my bad. Thought you wanted me to take my pants off.
Kensi: I can't believe you just did that.
