I will always love Sean Penn no matter how creepy and thin his mustache gets.

You're not the only one who's good at this game Emily Thorne.

He was threatening to blow up this whole operation so I had to go ghost prots on him.

Check it out, the trash can stove. Or as I call it, the "trove."

Max: You should watch the gay history channel.
Dave: That's a real thing?
Derek: Yeah it's called Bravo.

The curse of Max's lovehandles has struck again.

Get your Bobby Kennedy hands off of me!

Penny: Yes! Year of Penny!
Max: The year's been over for a couple of months Pen.
Penny: Not the fiscal year of Penny. Suck it taxpayers!

Max: Pen I think you know me, we've made love.
Penny: Ugh.
Max: I think you ugh-mazing!

Ooo floor bacon!

Happy Endings Quotes

You're sweating on my bruschetta.

Jane [to Brad]

The weird part is, now that I have a guy, everybody wants to set me up. Oh I know Al! I should hook you up with one of my "extras."