Resident Alien
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on SyFyMike Thompson Quotes
Here. Deputy Liv made you some lopsided muffins.
Liv [music blasting in the background]: Listen, that duffle bag belongs to the alien tracker's son. I found the information in a diary.
Mike: Who has diarrhea?
Liv: No! DIARY!
Mike: Diarrhea?
Liv: DIARY! And I found the name of the son's therapist. He lives in Utah, and, get this. He was murdered last night!
Mike: Damn! Things have taken a turn. No wonder you have diarrhea.
Harry: You are tracking Asta? You are doing what I was doing!
D'Arcy: It's only creepy if you do it.
Liv: Pass me some more tape?
Mike: What are you doing with all these sponges?
Liv: I didn't want to raise red flags using department resources, so I bought the fingerprint kit online, and the scrubber is for my cast iron skillet.
Mike: Wait. Wait. You wash your cast iron skillet? You can't do that! Where do you think the food's flavor comes from?
Liv: The food?
Mike: The skillet! What you think got more flavor? The food you cookin' or ten years of food cooked on iron?
Liv: I don't know, but now my stomach feels weird.
Mike: Shit. Scrubbin' a cast iron skillet, that's like, that's like washin' your hands before you eat a sandwich. Half of what you taste on a sandwich, that's finger flavor.
There's a lot of confusing shit coming from over here, I'm going to be honest with you.