Miranda Hobbes Quotes
Charlotte: This guy is working class.
Miranda: Working class?
Carrie: It's the millenium sweetie, we don't say things like working class anymore.
Charlotte: You're trying to pretend we live in a classless society and we don't.
Carrie: Ok Marie Antoinette, we get the picture.
Miranda: I wanted to do this for you?
Steve: Then, I start to think of you as my mother and that can get a little wierd for me.
Samantha: I love morning sex.
Miranda: I haven't had morning sex since I was in college, and then it was only because I didn't have to be in class till eleven.
Miranda: If eighty-five percent of men aren't circumcised, that means I've only slept with fifteen percent of the poplution, tops.
Carrie: Wow, you're pratically a virgin.
Miranda: I am so circumcising my kids.
Carrie: I think you can pay people to do that now.
Miranda: I don't ever want to know there's some woman out there calling my son a shar pei.
Miranda: Men are such liars.
Samantha: And ninety-seven percent of them can't fuck you worth a damn.
If they're not married, they're gay or burned from a divorce, or aliens from the planet don't date me.
The gods are punishing me for having casual sex.
Miranda: Oh, I get it, my apartment is going to be lucky for everybody but me.
Carrie: What apartment isn't lucky for Samantha.
Everyone says that as soon as you get a place of your own, someone will propose, I thought it would be to me.
Charlotte: It's love at first sight.
Samantha: Honey, this isn't love, its about two people justifying a week of non stop fucking.
Miranda: On my furniture.
(to Samantha) If your engaged I'm selling the apartment.
