Mitchell Pritchett Quotes
Oh please. He slips in and out of that accent like Kate Winslet in Titanic.
Haley: You’re super green!
Mitchell: I know! I’m recycling a dollhouse, I recycled a child.
I'm not having a wedding slash Hunger Games themed sweet sixteen part- oh you're tapping your fingers. You really do have a plan.
Cam: Poker face, poker face.
Mitchell: Ok, now work on your poker voice.
5 oclock Christmas Eve and I have to find a dozen perfect presents for the world’s snarkiest, cattiest men. My dear, dear friends.
Claire: So I finally get out of the closet and there’s dad looking down on me.
Mitchell: Been there.
Lily: Stop Dad you’re embarrassing me.
Mitchell: Welcome to the rest of your life sweetheart.
Missouri, misery, huh?
Mitchell [to Lily]: Wanna get our face painted like a pretty butterfly?
Cam: No I’m not in the mood.
Okay one of us has to change. We look like twin toddlers at church.
Oh this is Haley, 'be there in 5, Alex took ducking forever.'
Mitchell: Hey fiancÃ©e.
Cam: Hello my intended.