Favorite Naomi Clark Quotes
Naomi: Why weren't you at school today?
Adrianna: Because I'm a terrible person.
Fortunately for you, I speak fluent Sidekick.
Silver: I'm so over the Battle of the Bulge.
Naomi: If you were dating Jamie, you would so not be over the Battle of the Bugle.
I am here to rescue your little news broadcast thingy... I'll give people sex advice!
If Perez Hilton has taught us anything, it's that you can't hide a baby bump forever.
Silver: Is it bad we left the Shiva?
Naomi: They covered all those mirrors, which was just rude.
Enjoy my sloppy seconds!
Annie is a whore who went out with my boyfriend when I asked her not to.
Naomi: Babe, you sound pitchy.
Adrianna: You sound bitchy!
Naomi: I'd feel naked without it.
Silver: Why?
Naomi: Because I'm naked without it.
I'm gonna get us some fruity, crappy, non alcoholic drinks... woohoo!
Nina: I hate thongs, they make me feel like someone's thumb stuck is in my ass
Naomi: You'd certainly know what that feels like, wouldn't you, Nina?
