Favorite Naomi Clark Quotes
Enjoy my sloppy seconds!
Naomi: Hey, those aren't awful shoes.
Debbie: Thanks.
Naomi: I mean, I'd rather shave my eyebrows than wear them, but for you.
Fortunately for you, I speak fluent Sidekick.
Adrianna: Marilyn never loved and lost Navid.
Naomi: She was pretty torn up over JFK.
Naomi: Why weren't you at school today?
Adrianna: Because I'm a terrible person.
Silver: I'm so over the Battle of the Bulge.
Naomi: If you were dating Jamie, you would so not be over the Battle of the Bugle.
Naomi: How's mommy dearest?
Adrianna: Desperate to be Dina Lohan.
I saw him kissing that barefoot surfer chick. Apparently, he likes the smell of BO.
Silver: You look tanner than you did yesterday. How is that possible?
Naomi: I may have gone tanning last night.
Naomi: Write, 'I wanna meet you at the hotel so we can get naked and nasty all night long.'
Silver: Naomi, we have to be subtle.
Naomi Right. Lose 'all night long.'
Silver: Is it bad we left the Shiva?
Naomi: They covered all those mirrors, which was just rude.
Naomi: I'd feel naked without it.
Silver: Why?
Naomi: Because I'm naked without it.
