It's like one big nerd orgy.

Navid [referring to Alex]: She's a bonafide genius.
Naomi: Not when it comes to fashion.

You've both been friends a really really long time. Hope you don't let some idiot like me ruin that.

Navid: I'm your boss now. If I tell you to do something, you do it.
Dixon: Snoop Dogg wants to shoot his video here next week. And your car is clean... boss.

Can't stop thinking of you. Get your sweet ass over here!

Navid: I just got a genius idea on how to redeem the family name.
Dixon: Change it?

I don't wanna talk about your man boobs anymore!

I can't stop thinking about you, Silver. Is what I'm feeling all in my head?

Adrianna: I didn't think you liked me.
Navid: I do. I love you.

Seeing you happy, that means everything to me.

Lila: Guess who.
Navid: Hilary Clinton.
Lila: Close.
Navid: Tila Tequila.
Lila: Closer.

Shouldn't you be sharing shopping tips with Lady GaGa about now?


We're not just friends, we're a family. And nobody messes with my family.


Adrianna: I think we've waited long enough.
Navid: For...?
Adrianna: Yeah.