Nick Miller Quotes
If you died, I'd be lost!
I’m not putting on the kimono. It legitimizes you owning it.
I once tried on my girl cousin’s wool tights and I didn’t hate how it felt.
I'm a very good secretary
Hey! If I cooked up a whole chicken, would you guys have some?
Sponges make me feel exhilarated.
First order of business, we eat their food.
Just be yourself, and if he’s not into Jessica Day, there’s something wrong with him.
When did one on one sex become old fashioned?
Winston: That's like the president and the vice president not being best friends.
Nick: They're not best friends.
Winston: Come on, everybody knows they're best friends.
Six hundred dollars! That's six hundred one-dollar bills. That's the only way I can imagine it.
I don't want a refund on my cruise and I don't want a refund on you!