What, justice isn't our problem?

There's my gut too but I wouldn't think you'd take that very seriously.

Why do you keep a conniving back stabber around? You really think you can trust him?

Cho: They brought in hookers for entertainment.
Jane: Good, wholesome fun.

It's beautiful out here although they could use a little more signage.

Hunting monsters changes you.

Red John had a particular style that people wanted to copy, not unlike Elvis.

The closest a man should come to touching a fitted sweater is helping a woman out of one.

Jane: Are we sleeping together?
Lisbon: Excuse me?

Toby: We all loved him like a brother.
Jane: You've heard of Kane and Abel, right?

Cho: He found the victim seconds after his throat was cut.
Jane: That's got to be the worst bachelor party ever.

Well, if you'll excuse me I have your funeral to go to.

The Mentalist Quotes

She does the detecting and I do the insulting.


Lisbon: You're lying."
Jane: You can't tell that I'm lying.
Lisbon: Yes, I can tell.
Jane: Liar, liar pants on fire.