Lisbon: You think it had something to do with our murder?
Jane: Yes. No. I don't know. Maybe.

Jane: Beautiful isn't it?
Lisbon: For a crime scene, yeah.

I'm just poking at you. It's awfully instructive.

Jane: Do you think I'm an anti-social personality.
Lisbon: Yeah, sure. Who isn't?

See you're normal. That man has the conscience of a mollusk.

You'll be fine. Just don't be yourself.

I love it Lisbon. The beautiful soul defense.

it's only the mayor's life at stake. Forget I spoke.

Lisbon: OK, you know what. You're a wicked charlatan and you're going to hell.
Jane: That's more like it. I'll save you a seat by the fire.

I didn't give her hope. I sold her hope.

I was thinking love is strange and I was thinking about a sandwich.

Nobody wants a gloomy psychic.

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.