Deak: And you should have gone to jail you miserable sleazebag.
Jane: Well, nice to meet you too.

Lisbon: I could kill you with my bare hands.
Jane: Well, it's not the first time.

Marcus Kuzmenko, more of a gentle lover or a brute?

Lovely to see you. Keep working that bum wing

This man's dead. I'm all but certain of it.

Bad news. You're under arrest you loony bitch.

Lisbon: I have a bad feeling about this.
Jane: Well you've been shot. You're bound to have a gloomy outlook.

Lisbon: You killed her husband.
Jane: Well there you go. The ice is broken. We have something to talk about.

Lisbon: Look, we have a serious problem.
Jane: Yeah, I was really looking forward to a muffin.

She's just praying. She's scared and so am I. If I could find somebody to pray to then I'd probably do the same.

Seriously, a man uses a bomb to rob a bank. This is baroque. Mysterious even.

Just me and my demons and their not going to hurt you.

The Mentalist Quotes

Jane: That is a very lovely dress - great color.
Heather: Thank you I am Heather Evans.

Cho: You didn't steal jewelery from her?
Natalie: Please. She dresses like a Mormon call girl. I wouldn't wear her jewelery if you paid me.