Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Phil Dunphy Quotes
Just when I’m so close to the Canadian border I can smell the bacon and reasonably priced medications.
Thanks to 35 dollars on the Internet you are looking at the Good Reverend Phillip Humphrey Dunphy.
Phil: Those drops are really hanging on. I’m like Han Solo when he came out of the carbonite. Nothing?
Alex: I get it. Star Trek.
Phil: You’re breaking my heart.
I love film-making and I love love. I guess you could say I enjoy making love on film and I love doing it by myself.
He keeps resisting but it's in his blood. I come from a long line of dancing Dunphys. A kickline actually.
Phil: Remember the great Kevin Bacon on footloose?
Luke: More like Foot-loser.
Luke: It's called growing up and having your own interests. Like the minister's daughter in your precious Footloose.
Phil: Wow, using my own movie against me. Let's hear it for the boy.
I used to make stuff for Claire all the time. I think my artistry was what locked her down.
A happy kid is like an anti-depressant. But a natural one, not the kind your husband has to find in your jewelry drawer.
Phil: He seems like a real go-getter huh?
Haley: Why cause he goes and gets things?
Whoa that warmer drawer really works. It's like my mom's hugging my feet again.
They say the greats never let anything affect their performance. Well maybe the greats never had a daughter who checked out during the third of five planned real time wardrobe changes. But I'm not gonna lie, it knocked me off my game.
