Randy Marsh Quotes

I am Lorde.

Winter's coming, Sharon, and I'm a busy little bee. Buzz! Buzz!

I know people that paid ten bucks for those braclets. I bet they feel pretty stupid now.

Stan: My dad is kinda losing it. To be honest, I feel kinda bad for him.
Randy: Stan, get off the damn phone, people are gonna start calling to reserve movies, gah!
Stan: Oh never mind, I hate him again.

Don't mind Randy, he's just losing his mind, durrrrrrr!

Oh, I get it. Video stores are so old, they have ghosts in them. Okay, thanks, I get it!

Randy: How many copies of "Meet the Fockers" do we have, Shelly?
Shelly: Six. We still have six!

Old Man: Didn't kill him, did ya? Nah, I didn't think ya had it in ya.
Randy: We scared him, we thought it'd be enough!
Old Man: Milk man don't get scared, not with free pussy at every doorstep.

Yeah, sure, because people just order stuff from Amazon and forget what they got.

Yeah, let's do that! We've got an economy in the toilet, a big election coming up, but this country's #1 priority should be making football safer!

Stan: Dad, do we really have to wear bras?
Randy: Yeah, Stan, this is what people want! Don't worry, you look really cool!

Oh, they'd love it! A sport where safety is all that matters? How about we call it sarcastaball?!

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Janet Reno

Chinpokomon Executive: You are American.
South Park Toy Store Owner: Yes.
Chinpokomon Executive: Ohhh, you must have very big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Excuse me, I was just asking you what your up to with these toys.
Chinpokomon Executive: Nothing, we are very simple people with very small penis. Mr. Hosik's penis is especially small!
Mr. Hosik: So small.
Chinpokomon Executive: We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Well aah I guess it is pretty good size.

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