Rufus Humphrey Quotes
I'm not quite in the mood to celebrate any of your former husbands right now.
If he were a vampire, I could slip garlic in her waffles or something.
Rufus: Dirty Dancing?
Jenny: Yeah, it's corny but it's kinda good.
Rufus: Come on. It's totally good.
Jenny: Thanks Dad. I really like Damien.
Rufus: [to Jenny] You're young, you'll get over it.
[to Jenny] I look at you and I don't see my daughter anymore.
[to Jenny] I know you like him but you can't hang around with people who are mixed up with drugs.
Lily: I did kiss him.
Rufus: It must have been one Hell of a kiss for you to build all these lies around it.
Rufus: I thought you'd be in school by now.
Dan: I thought you'd be on the Upper East Side... with your wife.
Rufus: What are you doing? Organizing the coat closet? I thought you did that yesterday. And the day before...
Lily: Vanya has organized a clothing drive. Coats for Kiev.
Rufus: Vanya's from Minsk.
Rufus: Lil, none of this is making any sense. Does this have anything to do with Serena?
Lily: Other than the fact that she won't speak to me? That she's holed up with some married politician acting like some teenage Rielle Hunter?
[to Lily] Why did you stay with Cece after she got better instead of coming home to me?
I still really don't get how these events work.
