Deeks: Infiltrate the most secure intelligence firm on the planet?
Sam: I like to start my week off right

Stop by your place for a beer after my workout, just in time to see you leaving looking like Deeks on a bad day.

Eric: Why is he on the coach?
Sam: New interrogation technique.

Callen: No, Hetty saved me. Everything I am today is because of her.
Sam: Well, you should tell her.

Dallas: You're one chromosome away from being a monkey.
Sam: That's very nice.

Sam: MTE!
Callen: Huh?
Sam: My thoughts exactly -- what? I text with my daughter!

Sam: G's in the wrong place.
Callen: Yeah, where do you want me?
Sam: Not you, the letter.

Deeks: What, am I the only student of psychology here?
Sam: No, no, no go ahead Dr. Phil.

Sam: Take care of yourself.
Kamal: Don't do anything stupid, got it.

Sam: G, I love you like a brother, but we basically have nothing in common.
Callen: Sure we do!

Sam: Burpies??
Granger: Burpies.

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Callen: The way they took us out?
Sam: Well planned, well executed.
Callen: That room they kept us in?
Sam: Spent a lot of time and money.