Deeks: Infiltrate the most secure intelligence firm on the planet?
Sam: I like to start my week off right

Stop by your place for a beer after my workout, just in time to see you leaving looking like Deeks on a bad day.

Eric: Why is he on the coach?
Sam: New interrogation technique.

Callen: No, Hetty saved me. Everything I am today is because of her.
Sam: Well, you should tell her.

Dallas: You're one chromosome away from being a monkey.
Sam: That's very nice.

Sam: MTE!
Callen: Huh?
Sam: My thoughts exactly -- what? I text with my daughter!

Sam: G's in the wrong place.
Callen: Yeah, where do you want me?
Sam: Not you, the letter.

Deeks: What, am I the only student of psychology here?
Sam: No, no, no go ahead Dr. Phil.

Sam: Take care of yourself.
Kamal: Don't do anything stupid, got it.

Sam: G, I love you like a brother, but we basically have nothing in common.
Callen: Sure we do!

Sam: Burpies??
Granger: Burpies.

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Callen: The way they took us out?
Sam: Well planned, well executed.
Callen: That room they kept us in?
Sam: Spent a lot of time and money.

NCIS: Los Angeles Quotes

A friend and an early mentor always used to say, 'A woman is like a teabag. You never know how strong she is until she gets into hot water.'

Hetty

All this time hunting for the mole, and now it seems as if the mole is headed straight at us.

Hetty [to Kensi]