Favorite Samantha Jones Quotes
Samantha: Who picked this breast-aurant?
Carrie: Cleavage is big here, it's part of the regional charm.
Miranda: It's times like this I wish women could go to male prostitutes.
Samantha: Women do.
Carrie: No, only in bad screenplays and first novels.
Miranda: Telling your friend to leave her husband is something you just don't do.
Samantha: If she does break up with him its your fault. If she doesn't break up with him, she knows that you think that she should and, therefore can never speak to you again. Either way you're screwed.
Samantha: "Emotional" is just code for "I don't want to hire a woman."
Miranda: They're like that at my firm. They're afraid you're going to cry over a legal brief.
Carrie: HAVE you ever cried over a legal brief?
Miranda: Yes, but only in the privacy of my own office.
Carrie: I was set up.
Samantha: I agree, you're single and fabulous and fucked.
Carrie: Not after that picture I won't be.
(Charlotte is reading a magazine article)
Miranda: How is that helping? This piece of trash has nothing, I repeat nothing to do with us.
Samantha: Exactly, we are single and fabulous.
Charlotte: Absolutely.
Carrie: Charlotte, come on. You're still young. You have plenty of time to have children.
Charlotte: No, no I don't. I don't want to be one of those 40-year-old moms. (Glances at Samantha) No, no offence.
Samantha: Well I don't want to be one of them either. There are no frozen eggs in my freezer.
Miranda: This piece of trash has nothing, I repeat nothing to do with us.
Samantha: Exactly, we are single and fabulous.
Charlotte: Absolutely!
Samantha: Is he really that bad in bed?
Miranda: No, he's just, he's a guy. They can re-build a jet engine but when it comes to a woman, what's the big mystery? It's my clitoris, not the Sphinx.
Samantha: It's not really their fault you know, they don't come with a manual. If I had a son I'd teach him all about the vagina.
Carrie: If you had a son, we'd call Social Services.
(Carrie's period is late seven days)
Samantha: Oh honey, gray area. True, you're in front of the firing squad, but you haven't been shot.
Miranda: I was once ten days late.
Carrie: Really? Were you having sex?
Miranda: ...No.
Charlotte: So we would talk about art and sex and the Torah.
Carrie: Well, why didn't you introduce him to anybody?
Charlotte: I was embarrassed! I mean, I couldn't really date him, and he couldn't date me. I mean, what would people think?
Samantha: Well, if the sex was good who cares what anybody thinks?
The women are speaking about oral sex
Charlotte: Would you please just stop calling it that.
Samantha: Fine, going down, giving head.
Carrie: Eating Out!
Miranda: I never understood that, shouldn't it be eating in?
