Serena van der Woodsen Quotes
Thank you for saving me from a Valentine's Day even more depressing than the movie I was going to watch about it.
Ben: What about your family? What if us being together drives them all away?
Serena: I don't think it will but that's a risk I'm willing to take if you are.
Ben: I can't believe you remembered.
Serena: I remember everything you've read to me. In case you haven't noticed I don't really let go of things so easily.
Serena: B, I hear scheming in your voice. You cannot sabotage him.
Blair: Why not? I'm not going to treat him any better than all my other enemies just 'cause you sporadically love him.
Serena: B, I know you like to turn everything into a contest but surely Dan isn't your biggest competition at W.
Blair: All the other girls are variations on a theme. And that theme is slightly lesser versions of me. But Dan is a writer. He makes delicious coffee. Never mind the fact that he's not a completely horrible looking straight guy working at a fashion magazine. He's got the whole office buzzing.
Damien: I don't give anyone anything that they don't come looking for.
Serena: Okay, well then I guess you're only half responsible that I almost died.
Good luck at your new job at the mayor's office or the Whitney or CIA or whatever. This is like living with Don Draper.
Serena: I don't mean to take you for granted. It's just, if we're being completely honest...
Dan: We are.
Serena: I think that maybe sometimes I test you. You know, I keep thinking that if things get too hard you'll give up on me. But you never do.
Dan: And I never will. If you really need me, ever, I am there.
Serena: I would say I'm sorry about today, but in my head that just sounds inadequate.
Dan: Ah, you don't need to apologize. It's not your fault that I seem to drop everything just to make myself available to you.
Dan: Hey, what are we doing here?
Serena: Just, one more minute.
Dan: No. No more minutes.
Serena: You didn't know him. He was a good man before all this happened.
Blair: They're all good men before something happens to them, S. Some of them stay good. No matter how they're treated.
Serena: I thought you hated Dan.
Blair: I do. So very much.
Serena: We have her.
Chuck: You want to make the call or should I?
Serena: No. Later. In person.
Chuck: I like the way you think, mom.
