Favorite Tabitha Wilson Quotes
When the theater is in pain, I come to mend the wound.
You've gotta sing like your privates are on fire!
Are you one of those patriotic Americans I hear so much about?
Tabitha: You wanna help? Yell at the gardener for parking his crap wagon in the driveway.
Debbie: Actually, that's our crap wagon, Tabitha.
Tabitha: Well, park it around the corner so the neighbors won't notice.