Will Gardner Quotes
Alicia: I'm constantly spilling it. What's the real you?
Will: Uncontrollable bladder syndrome.
Diane: Did you know we have a sex offender in our mailroom? The baritone at the Christmas party.
Will: I...I can't process that right now.
Patty: You're pregnant? I am. It happens.
Will: Are you thinking of populating a small island?
Great. We have a dictator for a client.
Oh my God. It's like being in a Woody Allen movie.
Will: Does it really matter? We all end up in the same place. All that's left is our Wikipedia entry.
Diane: Boy, you're a bundle of joy.
America does not suck. People suck.
Eli
I have great control over my face.
Eli
It looks good, being on the side of angels suing a monster.
Will: I've got your back, Kalinda. Just make sure you got mine.
Kalinda: I always have... and I always will.
Alicia: (after asking about her background check) That's not what I wanted to talk about when I asked before. It...
Will: I know what it is.
Alicia: You...? How do you know?
Will: Diane told me.
Alicia: Are we possibly talking about two different things?
Will: Diane asked you to join her at her new firm.
Will: Kalinda is to be given a salary bump over Blake's. He is not her supervisor.
Bond: No.
Will: Then we got a problem, because this is the deal. Either we bump Kalinda's salary above Blake's, or the waters won't be calmed.
