New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXFavorite Winston Bishop Quotes
Schmidt, I have to breathe because I am coaching you and also for regular life reasons.
Winston: The phone?
Jess: I don't know...looks like a meth-head sandwich to me!
Ain't no way in hell I got a cat brothel going on in my room and I'm the only normal person in this loft.
Winston: They call me Prank Sinatra!
Nick: No, you call you Prank Sinatra!
Jess: You're too late. I'm in love. With Winston.
Winston: You know, it just got stuck up there so far, so quickly.
Nick, you know what a squirrel looks like. You've been outside.
He doesn't steal pies from windowsills! He is a real-life homeless person!
Winston: Friends don't call friends pathetic.
Nick: But what do friends do when the other friend is taking a shower with a cat?
That wasn't a cookie, damn it! That was a piece of his heart.
Schmidt: I'm gonna have sex tonight. Are you two in?
Winston: Is that the way you wanted to say that?
Somehow, I got on that woman's cycle of menstruation. And I got that menstruation inside of me!
Girl, I got an obligation...at a...sandwich...meeting.
