Nick has a crush on a girl who is completely out of his league.

You know I helped the lady give birth in the kitchen?

The baby is perfectly fine, but lets just say I did not do a good job.

Oh yeah this woman just made my not sexual to do list.

I've been chasing you for miles like a murderer.

Me owe you? You ditched me when we were supposed to run away from school together. I built that raft for nothing.

I had dibs on her since the first grade dude.

Science aside man you're working those jeans.

I adore gas station television me, myself, personally. It is the intersection between information and gas.

As a cop do you think I would get anyone to do anything if I were being kind and supportive?

Actually the dance class has become more of a dance gathering.

It's too small to be a cat hotel and too big to be pants so it can't be mine.

New Girl Quotes

I know this isn't gonna end well, but the middle part is gonna be awesome.

Nick

I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"

Coach