Hey, Jerry? April was just double checking the lunch order. Do you want the salmon or the twout?

Tom

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Tom Haverford
Episode:
Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 19: "Park Safety"
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Parks and Recreation
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Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 19 Quotes

April: I thought Freddy Spaghetti OD'd.
Leslie: No, that's Mr. Funny Noodle. And he didn't OD; his drummer shot him.
April: Oh.

Scientifically hummingbirds are the world's cutest animals. I mean they're so small, they have tiny beaks and they only eat sugar water. I mean what beats that? Come on. Baby monkeys in diapers? Yeah, they do. Baby monkeys in diapers are cutest.

Leslie