Elliot: Hey we've gotten to know each other over the last week, haven't we?
Mr Davis: I'd say so.
Elliot: And as a doctor you found me comforting?
Mr Davis: God no.
Elliot: Come on, I'm pretty good with people.
Mr Davis: You're horrible with people.
Elliot: I'm warm.
Mr Davis: You're very cold, I mean your hands it's like you're a yeti.
Elliot: I have bad circulation. I- I do this all day and it doesn't help.
Mr Davis: Listen sweety, you're a very efficient competent doctor but your exams - do you examine everyone like that or just people you feel have wronged you in some way?
Elliot: Well, I appreciate your opinion-
Mr Davis: Oh no, it's not an opinion. You see those guys right there they're just pretending to be asleep so you won't manhandle them anymore


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Scrubs Season 1 Episode 9: "My Day off"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 1 Episode 9 Quotes

Mr Davis: If it'll make you feel better, I hate this whole touchy feely culture anyway.
Elliot: Thank you!
Mr Davis: And that whole kiss hello thing.
Elliot: Ugh!
Mr Davis: Ew.
Elliot: Yeah, I don't want anyone touching me unless we're gonna have sex and even then I don't want them to overdo it

J.D.: No seriously man, I want you to know if I ever need surgery again, I want you inside of me.
Turk: I wanna be the one inside you