Hi, Happy! I'm hideous. I can't even get Todd to make a sex jo...

Elliot: Hi, Happy!
Carla: I'm hideous. I can't even get Todd to make a sex joke. Watch this.
Carla: Hey, Todd? I'm all out of the extra-long tongue depressors - do you happen to have one for me?
Todd: Sorry, Carla, I'm all out.
Elliot: How did he not say, "Yeah, in my pants?"


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Carla Espinosa, Elliot Reid, The Todd
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Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17: "My Own Private Practice Guy"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 Quotes

Pete: Hey, hey! Jack Daniels! What's crackin'? Look, my hot cousin, her volleyball team has a game tonight - tall girls, tiny shorts - you in?
J.D.: Uhh, I think I'm gonna pass.
Pete: Ohh, I get it, all right - you're still in Perr-a-reeno's corner. But that's okay, buddy! Look, just a word to the wise, all right? Just be careful who you hitch your wagon to. I mean that. (he spies a hot nurse) Yikes! I gotta go, okay?... Hi! Could I buy you a house?

J.D.: Hey, Dr. Cox!
Dr. Cox: Still no talking in the bathroom, Newbie... You know what's weird?
J.D.: That you're allowed to talk?

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