Ned: Homer, God didn't set your house on fire.
Reverend Lovejoy: No, but He was working in the hearts of your friends and
neighbors when they came to your aid, be they Christian (Ned), Jew (Krusty), or ... miscellaneous (Apu).
Apu: Hindu! There are 700 million of us.
Reverend Lovejoy: Aw, that's super.


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Characters:
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Ned Flanders, Helen Lovejoy, Reverend Lovejoy
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 3: "Homer the Heretic"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 3 Quotes

Boy, everyone is stupid except me.

Homer

Bart: Hey, where's Homer?
Marge: Your father is... resting.
Bart: Resting "hung over," resting "got fired," come on, help me out here!