How do you think NBA players get all those chicks? They're all great cooks. Except Kobe Bryant. His secret is different.

Quagmire

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Character:
Glenn Quagmire
Episode:
Family Guy Season 14 Episode 1: "Pilling Them Softly"
Show:
Family Guy
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Family Guy Season 14 Episode 1 Quotes

Hey? You up? Guess where I have a crayon?

Stewie (seductively to a little girl at nap time in school)

Ugggh! This tastes like Ani DiFranco after a bike ride!

Quagmire (referencing an awful Korean Taco)