Luke: How many moms does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Phil: How many?
Luke: None because she's got you to do that sucker.


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Phil Dunphy, Luke Dunphy
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Modern Family Season 3 Episode 4: "Door to Door"
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Modern Family
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Modern Family Season 3 Episode 4 Quotes

Jay, I'm gonna need you to cut me a check.

Manny

Consider yourself lucky you didn't just get, like, felt up by your mom.

Alex