I just don't get why you broke up with me. Is it 'cause I'm not ...

I just don't get why you broke up with me. Is it 'cause I'm not cool enough, like the normal kids compared to the vampires? Is it an Edward-Bella-Jacob type situation? Where you like me but there's someone else you like more?

Tom

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Tom Haverford
Episode:
Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 3: "Time Capsule"
Show:
Parks and Recreation
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Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 3 Quotes

Hey, Leslie. I have an idea. Why don't we put Eduardo in there and seal the top so that he suffocates and dies.

Andy

Hmm, a disappointingly good idea from Jerry.

Tom
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