I just don't want to be here, Dad. Besides, I started a fire this morning that I really should keep an eye on.

Bart

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Character:
Bart Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 18: "Burns' Heir"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 18 Quotes

I've argued in front of every judge in this state. Often as a lawyer.

Lionel Hutz

He's the perfect one to suckle at my proverbial teat.

Mr. Burns