Tom: I meet a girl at a bar. She seems kind of into me, could go either way. I get her number. It's two days later. What do I text her?
Zach: It was nice meeting you.
Tom: No, Zach. I don't text her it was nice meeting you. I wait eight weeks and I text her, "what's crackin'?"


Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (2 Votes)
Character:
Tom Haverford
Episode:
Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 13: "The Set Up"
Show:
Parks and Recreation
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Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 13 Quotes

Talking about writing about what I'm doing. Now I'm singing about talking about writing about what I'm doing.

Andy

I wanna punch you in the face so bad right now.

Ron [to Tom]