Nick: I need Gabby with the football player that she's crushing on. Look, it's all right there, and I need Brittany right here to make her feel insecure. It's a whole, uh, it's a whole story arc.
Monica: What's that got to do with dancing?
Nick: Nothing. The show's not about dancing. I need people to bang. I need tears. I need a fistfight. I need an eating disorder. Otherwise, why not just go to the ballet and see Swan Lake, which oh my God, how boring.