The Big Leap
Mondays 9:00 PM on FOXThe Big Leap Season 1 Episode 2: "Classic Tragic Love Triangle" Quotes
Intern: We have Governor DeSantis, the Coast Guard, and Zack Peterman from the network.
Nick: God, what a horrible array of choices.
Are you masturbating from home today, or are you going into the office?
Julia
Gabby: Does it matter to you that I hate my life?! Not you, Sam. You're great.
Sam: I know, momma.
Gabby: Maybe it's not too late to do what I was going to do before Sam came along. No offense to you, Sam, you're the best.
Sam: None taken, momma.
Nick: I need Gabby with the football player that she's crushing on. Look, it's all right there, and I need Brittany right here to make her feel insecure. It's a whole, uh, it's a whole story arc.
Monica: What's that got to do with dancing?
Nick: Nothing. The show's not about dancing. I need people to bang. I need tears. I need a fistfight. I need an eating disorder. Otherwise, why not just go to the ballet and see Swan Lake, which oh my God, how boring.
Hi, is it believable that he would leave me for a girl like her?
Brittany
Raven: Hey, what if we got stripper poles on the stage.
Monica: Shut your mouth, no!
Kevin: I'm so unhappy in this marriage.
Julia: What are you saying, you don't love me anymore?
Kevin: I don't even know if I like you. I'm going to go get a hotel this week. Then look for my own place. The show is still out there. You want to go out first, or should I?
Wayne: You okay?
Julia: Well, my marriage is falling apart and nobody likes me.
Wayne: I like you. You're just going through a little bit of a transition. Kind of feels like the whole world is right now. Transitions are hard and unflattering.
Hey, Nick, when are you going to let me sleep with you? I want final say in the costumes.
Wayne
Simon: You have so much internalized homophobia, I don't know how you get out of bed in the morning.
Justin: So I'm gay and I'm homophobic?!
Simon: I said what I said.
If anyone finds out about us, you won't touch me again, and it'll ruin you.
Monica
