I swallowed all your ideas. I'm going to digest them and see what comes out the other end.

Michael

Rating: 4.3 / 5.0 (3 Votes)
Character:
Michael Scott
Episode:
The Office Season 5 Episode 9: "The Surplus"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 5 Episode 9 Quotes

I hate disappointing just one person. And I really hate disappointing everyone. But I love Burlington Coat Factory. You go in there with $645, you are literally a king.

Michael

Michael: Why don't you explain this to me like I'm five.
Oscar: Your mommy and daddy give you 10 dollars to open up a lemonade stand. So you go out and you buy cups and you buy lemons and you buy sugar. And now you find out that it only costs you nine dollars.
Michael: Ho-oh!
Oscar: So you have an extra dollar.
Michael: Yeah.
Oscar: So you can give that dollar back to mommy and daddy, but guess what? Next summer...
Michael: I'll be six.