I think I made Brian crazy. Maybe I shouldn't have burned that p...

Chris: I think I made Brian crazy. Maybe I shouldn't have burned that petition.
Alyssa: Oh, no. Chris, you did the right thing. It's only a matter of time before Mayor West signs that bill, and you'll get to touch these. (Indicates her breasts)
Chris: Oh, boy. I gotta feeling that before the end of the day, I'm gonna be burying my dog.
Alyssa: Whoa, whoa. I said you could touch my boobs, let's start with that.


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Family Guy Season 4 Episode 25: "You May Now Kiss The...Uh...Guy Who Receives"
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Family Guy Season 4 Episode 25 Quotes

Mr. Pewterschmidt: (indicates his wife) Look at my wife! Do you think I love her?!
Lois Griffin: Wait a minute. Are you saying that two straight people who absolutely hate each other have more of a right to be married than gay people who love each other?!
Mrs. Pewterschmidt: Well, that's what we raised you to believe.

All I ever wanted was to marry a skinny, hairless fillipino boy and live happily ever after. Isn't that the American dream?

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