Chris Griffin is the eldest son of Peter and Lois Griffin on Fox's Family Guy.  Chris is voiced by Seth Green.

Chris, much like his father, is quite overweight and possibly even dumber than his father.  Chris is often tormented by a monkey and stalked by a creepy old pedophile man.

Plus he has a large penis.

Chris Griffin Quotes

Meg: Mom, what do you do when you like a boy, but he doesn't even notice you?
Chris: Meg loves Kevin!
Meg: Shut up, you big sack of dog vomit!

It's cool dad. They have this game where you put in a dollar, and you win four quarters. I win every time!

Chris
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Family Guy Quotes

[disappointedly] You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes ya feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah. You're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changin'. I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

Peter

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley