Chris Griffin is the eldest son of Peter and Lois Griffin on Fox's Family Guy. Chris is voiced by Seth Green.
Chris, much like his father, is quite overweight and possibly even dumber than his father. Chris is often tormented by a monkey and stalked by a creepy old pedophile man.
Plus he has a large penis.
Peter [reading his tax refund]: Oh my god, it's better than I thought. An Audi! I'm gettin' a car!
Brian: Uh, Peter, there's a "t" in there. That says "audit".
Peter: No, Brian, it's a foreign car... the "t" is silent. Sweet, I'm gettin' an Audi!
Chris [lifts up his shirt]: I have an innie
Bill Clinton: All right, are you ready for another round of N.A.F.T.A
Lois Griffin: What does N.A.F.T.A. mean?
Bill Clinton: 'Nother Afternoon of F****** That Ass!