If there is one thing I hate more than the mafia is a liar. I wish the mafia would go out and kill all the liars. Bury them in my yard. And I wouldn't tell the cops a thing. Not that I would be lying per se but I would just get really quiet all of a sudden.

Michael

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Character:
Michael Scott
Episode:
The Office Season 6 Episode 6: "Mafia"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 6 Episode 6 Quotes

Dwight: Do you know how to use that?
Andy: To change tires? No. But it's metal. I can hit somebody with it.

The only way to stop a bully is to stand up to him. Trust me - I've bullied a lot of people.

Dwight