Kevin: I wouldn't last in jail, Oscar, I'm not like you.
Oscar: What's that supposed to mean?
Kevin: Oh you don't know about jail? Oh you would LOVE jail.
Oscar: Why would I love jail.
Kevin: Because [pauses] you would love it.


Rating: 4.5 / 5.0 (13 Votes)
Characters:
Kevin Malone, Oscar Martinez
Episode:
The Office Season 6 Episode 6: "Mafia"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 6 Episode 6 Quotes

If there is one thing I hate more than the mafia is a liar. I wish the mafia would go out and kill all the liars. Bury them in my yard. And I wouldn't tell the cops a thing. Not that I would be lying per se but I would just get really quiet all of a sudden.

Michael

Michael: I will have the spaghetti. With a side salad.
Waitress: Ok.
Michael: If the salad is on top, I send it back.