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I’m desperate for some normal human interaction.

Jake: Well, I, for one, am pumped to be going.

Terry: To a funeral?

Jake: I’m so bored, Terry. I’ve been suspended for eighty-seven days. Mac gets dropped off at daycare, and I just sit at home playing Animal Crossing! But no one will buy my bugs or fossils! I’m desperate for some normal human interaction.

Charles: Coffin delivery!

Jake: Okay, fine, it doesn’t have to be normal or human. Any interaction will work!