Mr. Hat: I'm your friend, Mr. Hat, Stan. You can tell me anything. Now, who hits you? Is it your father or your mother?
Stan: Well, neither one. It's my sister.
Mr. Garrison: Your sister? For God's sake, quit being such a little wuss! Stop wasting Mr. Hat's time with pansy, little fu-fu problems. And give me back my cocoa!

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South Park Season 1 Episode 5: "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig"
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South Park Season 1 Episode 5 Quotes

Bebe: I'd want a pot-bellied elephant.
Pip: Yes! I'd pay $50 for one!

Chef: Hey, I know you. You're that crazy cracker from up on the hill top.
Dr. Mephisto: Sir, if splicing the DNA of humans and various animals together is crazy...