Joe, my god what happened? You just ran over me you bastard! I...

(After running over Joe with the tank)
Peter: Joe, my god what happened?
Joe: You just ran over me you bastard! I don't know where you got that thing, but I'm impounding it!
Peter: Heheheh look at you, you look like a half-empty toothpaste.


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Characters:
Peter Griffin, Joe Swanson
Episode:
Family Guy Season 5 Episode 3: "Hell Comes to Quahog"
Show:
Family Guy
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Family Guy Season 5 Episode 3 Quotes

Quagmire:(Quagmire is standing behind a woman that has a nice back) Hey, baby, how'd you like to share a pair of skates?
(Woman turns around and we see a woman who is overweight from the front)
Woman: Sure!
Quagmire: Never mind. Boy, you look a lot better from the back.
Woman: You jerk!
(Woman turns around giving Quagmire her back)
Quagmire: Oh, hey, baby, you want to go somewhere? No, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, Quagmire, remember what's on the other side.

Peter: Okay Lois, you can open your eyes now!
Lois: (sees the tank) Boccie balls!

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