Lisa, your homework is always so neat. How can I put this? Does ...

Mr. Bergstrom: Lisa, your homework is always so neat. How can I put this? Does your father help you with it?
Lisa: No. Homework's not my father's specialty.
Mr. Bergstrom: Well there's no shame in it, I mean, my dad ...
Lisa: Not mine.
Mr. Bergstrom: You didn't let me finish.
Lisa: Unless the next word was burp, you didn't have to.


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Character:
Lisa Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 19: "Lisa's Substitute"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 19 Quotes

Miss Hoover: You see, class, my Lyme Disease turned out to be (Spells on blackboard) psychosomatic.
Ralph: Does that mean you're crazy?
Janey: No, that means she was faking it.
Miss Hoover: No, actually, it was a little of both.

Miss Hoover: He didn't touch my lesson plan. What did he teach you?
Lisa: That life is worth living.

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