Peter, what the hell is this? My chastity belt. A chastity b...

Lois: Peter, what the hell is this?
Peter: My chastity belt.
Lois: A chastity belt? What in God's name is that for?
Peter: I'm abstinent Lois, it's all in these pamphlets Meg brought home from school. Sex turns straight people gay, and Gays into Mexicans, everyone goes down a notch.


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Characters:
Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin
Episode:
Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6: "Prick Up Your Ears"
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Family Guy
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(Smells the pile) Aaaah.... (Jumps into the pile) F**K YEAH!

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Peter: (After Sex) Ah, that was great. Where'd you get that tatoo on your lower back?
Lois: I dunno, Peter. Meth is a hell of a drug.

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