Fat Tony: Pick a horse, kid. We're putting two dollars on the third race. Make it a good one.
Bart: Eat my shorts!
Fat Tony: Eat My Shorts? Okay, let's see ... wait a minute, you little punk! Eat My Shorts is in the fifth race! I said the third race!
Bart: Don't have a cow.
Fat Tony: Hmm, Don't Have A Cow in the third, put a deuce on him.


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Characters:
Bart Simpson, Fat Tony
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 4: "Bart the Murderer"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 4 Quotes

(to Fat Tony) I'm not gonna stop until one of us is in jail. (pause) You!

Chief Wiggum

Chief Wiggum: You wouldn't happen to know anything about a cigarette truck that was hijacked outside of town, would you?
Fat Tony: What's a truck?
Chief Wiggum: Don't play dumb with me!