2 Broke Girls Quotes
Nicholas: She will not believe me, I have a history.
Caroline: There are two of us here.
Nicholas: I also have that history.
Caroline: I don't want to be the whore he's leaving her for!
Max: That's my favorite Dr. Seuss book.
I've told dozens of women I'm leaving my wife for them and I'm not even married. here in America.
Oleg
Caroline: Max, do you think you can fake a stroke?
Max: Fake a stroke, fake an orgasm. Basically anything that will get me out of work.
Max, where's you Deke? In my pants where it always is.
Nicholas
Max: I'd say the only mystery is who here gets laid the least.
Han: Hello.
Max: Cracked it, Watson!
Caroline: I'm so sorry, this is silly. I know this must be hard for you.
Nicholas: Not anymore.
You really think you can sleep with him without using his penis as a pillow?
Max
See? You just pop them out one at a time. They're like Pez for sluts.
Max
The only thing this hair and my mother have in common is that they're both high.
Max
Bonjour, bitches!
Sophie
Caroline: That should've been mine, I haven't had a hairgasm in years.
Max: She hasn't had any gasm in years.
